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Dusre Ke Dimaag Ka Dahi Kar

Saturday
Aug 13,2011


(6x)+(54y)-(25z)/40
652x > 4455y
(5250)=?

!

!

Pagal Hai Kya ?
Itna Kya Sochna
Time Paas Hai
Forward Kar
Dusre Ke Dimaag Ka Dahi Kar

Happy To Have A Friend Like U

Saturday
Aug 13,2011


Life Is Sin90 = 1

Lov Is Cos90 = 0

But Friendship Is

Tan90 = Infinity!

It Has No Value In This Universe
Happy To Have A Friend Like U

Thats Why We Are An Engineers

Saturday
Aug 13,2011


E-Efficient
N-Noble
G-Genuine
I-Intelligent
N-Natural
E-Enthusiastic
E-Ener Geatic
R-Resourseful
Thats Why We Are An Engineers

Friendship is Just Like H2O

Saturday
Aug 13,2011


Friendship is Just Like H2O
No Colour
No Shape
No Place
No Taste

But Is Still Essential For
Living For & Forever!
U R MY H2O

Saturday
Aug 13,2011


Teacher :
What Is A Chemical Formula Of Water

Student :
H I J K M N O!!!

Teacher :
What R U Talking About ?

Student :
Yesterday U Said It’s H To O !!!

Newton’s Universal Law Of Love

Saturday
Aug 13,2011


Universal Law Of Love:

Love Can Neither Be Created
Nor Be Destroyed
Only It Can Transfer
From One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend
With Some Loss Of Money

Newtons First Law Of Love

Saturday
Aug 13,2011


Newtons First Law Of Love:

A Boy In Love With A Girl
Continue To Be In Love With Her
And A Girl In Love With A Boy
Continue To Be In Love With Him
Until Or Unless Any External Agent
(Brother Or Father Of The Gal)
Comes Into Play And Break The Legs Of The Boy

Newtons Second Law Of Love

Saturday
Aug 13,2011


Newtons Second Law Of Love:

The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love
Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is
Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance
Of The Boy And The Direction Of This Love
Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The Bank Balance

Newtons Third Law Of Love

Saturday
Aug 13,2011


Newtons Third Law Of Love:

The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl
By A Boy Is Equal & Opposite
To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping

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