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Santa Banta Msgs

Saturday
Aug 13,2011


Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher:
If 1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then
For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?
Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
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    • Hindi 140 Word Santa Banta SMS

    Saturday
    Aug 13,2011


    Salesman:
    This Computer Will Cut
    Your Workload By 50%.
    Santa:
    That Is Great,
    I Will Take Two Of Them :P
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    • Santabanta SMS 140 Characters

    Saturday
    Aug 13,2011


    Banta Owned A Factory.
    He Issued Orders That Only Married
    Men Would Be Employed.
    Friend Asks:
    Why This ?
    Banta Reply:
    Because Married Men Are More Obedient.
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    • 2 Admi Motor Cycle Par

    Saturday
    Aug 13,2011


    2 Admi Motor Cycle Par
    Pankha Ly Kar Ja Rahe They ,
    Ek Sardar Ne Dekh Liya Or
    500 Ki Texi Karwai Or
    Un Ke Pichey Lag Gya,
    Kuch Fasle Par Un Ko Roka
    Or Donon Ko 1,1 Lagai Or Bola,
    Bijli Agy Nai Labdi
    Tusi Sakootaran Te Vi Pakhey Laey Hoay Ney!
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    • Sardar 140 Words Hindi Msgs

    Saturday
    Aug 13,2011


    Ek Sardar Apne Dost Ki Barat K Sth Gya,
    Par Zakhmi Ho K Aya.
    Ksi Ne Waja Puchi To Bola:
    Barat Me Dulhe K Bap Ne Awaz Lagai,
    ”Me Munday Da Abba,Kithe Kuri Da Abba?”
    Kuri Ka Baap Utha Or
    Un Dono Ne Aps Me Pagrian Change Kar Li.
    Phir 1 Or Admi Ne Awaz Lagai,
    ”Me Munde Da Chacha,Kithay Kuri Da Chacha?”
    Uno Ne Kameez Change Kar Li
    Os K Bad Mujse Raha Na Gya,
    Mene Kaha,Me Munde Da YAR,Kithay Kuri Da YAR?
    Bus Fair Danday,
    Sotay Te Jutian Change Hoiyan
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    • 1 Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui

    Saturday
    Aug 13,2011


    1 Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui.
    Rukhsati K Waqt Dulhan
    Pehle Maa K Galay Lag K Roi,
    Phir Baap K,
    Phir Bhai Aor Behan K Galay Lag K Roi.
    Sardar Ji Ne Dulhan Le
    Jane Se Inkar Kr Dia Or Kaha
    Aey Twade Kolon Chup Nai Hondi
    Te Mere Kolon Kinj Howe Gi.

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    • Teacher To Sardar 140 Words

    Saturday
    Aug 13,2011


    Teacher To Sardar:
    Ur Son Is Fail,See His Report:
    English-6
    Maths-7
    Social Studies-4
    Science-8
    Total-25
    Sardar:
    TOTAL Vich Te Kamal E Kr Dita.
    Is Subject Di Te Tution V Nai Rakhwai C…
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    • Sardar Hindi Funny Jokes 140 Words

    Saturday
    Aug 13,2011


    Aik SARDAR Daanton Par NELI Siyahi
    Laga Kar Ja Raha Tha.
    Kisi Nay Poocha Ye Kya Hai.
    SARDAR KHUSHI Say Bola:
    “O Pa Ji,Aj Kal BLUETOOTH Ka Zamana Hai !”
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    • 140 Words Sardar Msgs

    Saturday
    Aug 13,2011


    Sardar Apni Behan Pinki K Ghar Gaya
    Or Bell Di Ander Sy..
    Pinki Boli :
    Kon
    Sardar:
    Main
    Pinki:
    Main Kon
    Sardar:
    Tu Pinki Hor Kon,Pagal Jayi.
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