Sardar:
Tum Shadi Shuda Ho?

Pathan:
Han, Humara Aurat Say Shadi Hua Ha

Sardar:
Bewakuf, To Kia Mard Se B Shadi Hoti Ha

Pathan:
Han Humara Bahen Ka Hua Ha.

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Sardar Friend Se:
Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga.
Friend:
Kyon?
Sardar:
Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai.
Friend:
To Kya Hua??
Sardar:
Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga.

Beta :
Papa Madam Ne Aaj Ek Sawal Poocha Jis
Ka Jawab Sirf Mere Pass Tha … !

Sardar :
Mera Shona Puttar , Bata Ki Sawal Tha ???

Beta:
Madam Ne Poocha
Black Board K Pass Potty Kis Ne Ki Hay …

Santa-Express Kitne Baje Hai?

TT:
9 Baje

Santa:
Local?

TT:
1 Baje

Santa:
Malgadi?

TT:
12 Baje

TT:
Jana Kahan Hai?

Santa:
Patri Par TATTI Karni Hai…

Sardar Apni Behan Pinki K Ghar Gaya
Or Bell Di Ander Sy..
Pinki Boli :
Kon
Sardar:
Main
Pinki:
Main Kon
Sardar:
Tu Pinki Hor Kon,Pagal Jayi.

Teacher:
What Is The Difference
Between Orange & Apple?
Sardar:
The Colour Of Orange Is Orange
But The Colour Of Apple Is Not Apple:-)

Sardar:
Yar Kal Main Tennu Kinni Wari Cal Keti
Par Tu Phone Nai Chukya
SHEIKH:
Kyn Chukan?
Jera Main 25
Rupay Da Gana
Lugwaya A
O Tera Peo
Sunay Ga??

Sardar’s Poetry For Her Lover

Aam Hai K Aam Ka Achar Hai
Kuch B Hai To Mera Pyar Hai
Aur Mereee Is Request Pe Zara Ghaur Karna
Kyunk Propose Kar Raha Tumhein Sardar Hai

Sardar:
Dr Sab
Tusi Kehya C K Subha
Game Khedan Nal Sehat Changi Rendi A,
Per Meno Te Koi Farq Ni Piya

Dr:
Tusi Kiri Game Khelday 0

Sardar:
Mobile Te Sap Aali.