Q: What Are The Two Reasons
Why Women Don’t Mind Thier Own Business…???
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Ans:
1-No M!Nd
2-No Business

Jo Hamesha Hasata Rehata Hai
Use Has-Mukh Kehate Hai
To Jiska Hasana Bilkul Band Hai
Use Kya Kahenge ?
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Socho?
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HUS-BAND

What Would You Get If A Cow Dances?
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Guidance

KISSING At The Top
HOLDING At The Middle & FIRE At The Bottom!

Do You Know The ANSWER?

What?

Huh.. Dont Think Dirty..

Its A..

“CIGARETTE!”

Q: What’s The Difference Between A Kiss, A Car & A Monkey?
A: A Kiss Is So Dear
A Car Is Too Dear
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The Monkey Is U Dear!

If U Read,U Owe Me A HUG
If U Delete,U Owe Me A Kiss
If U Save,U Owe Me A DATE
If U Return Txt Msg 2 Me
U OWE Me All
Bt If U Ignore

U R Mine!
So Wat Will U Do?