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Friday
Jul 29,2011


Q: What Are The Two Reasons
Why Women Don’t Mind Thier Own Business…???
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Ans:
1-No M!Nd
2-No Business

Friday
Jul 29,2011


Jo Hamesha Hasata Rehata Hai
Use Has-Mukh Kehate Hai
To Jiska Hasana Bilkul Band Hai
Use Kya Kahenge ?
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Socho?
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HUS-BAND

Friday
Jul 29,2011


Suppose Aap Radio Presenter Hotay
To Aap Mere Liye Kon Sa Song Dedicate Kertay??
Reply is Must

Friday
Jul 29,2011


What Would You Get If A Cow Dances?
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Guidance

Drive Slowly

Friday
Jul 29,2011


There Is A Board
‘DRIVE SLOWLY’
Near Schools

But
No Board Near Women’s College
Why?
Bcos
VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY
GO SLOW THERE

KISSING At The Top

Friday
Jul 29,2011


KISSING At The Top
HOLDING At The Middle & FIRE At The Bottom!

Do You Know The ANSWER?

What?

Huh.. Dont Think Dirty..

Its A..

“CIGARETTE!”

Friday
Jul 29,2011


Q: What’s The Difference Between A Kiss, A Car & A Monkey?
A: A Kiss Is So Dear
A Car Is Too Dear
&
The Monkey Is U Dear!

If U Read,U Owe Me A HUG

Friday
Jul 29,2011


If U Read,U Owe Me A HUG
If U Delete,U Owe Me A Kiss
If U Save,U Owe Me A DATE
If U Return Txt Msg 2 Me
U OWE Me All
Bt If U Ignore

U R Mine!
So Wat Will U Do?

Smile Is The 2nd Best Thing

Friday
Jul 29,2011


Smile Is The 2nd Best Thing
You Can Do With Your Lips
What Is First Thing?

Guess Karo..??

Answer Is “KISS”

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