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Mai Noorani Qadia Pe Hoon

Thursday
Aug 11,2011


1 Police Officer Bachey Se:
Beta Kia Tumhare Abu
“Al Qaida” Me Hain?

Bacha:
Uncle! Mujhe Abu Ka To Pata Nahi Per Main
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“Noorani Qaida” Pe Hoon!

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    • Bhutto Ka Khandan

    Thursday
    Aug 11,2011


    Agar 1 Kashti Mai
    Zardari
    Ja Raha Ho
    Aur Achanak!!
    Kashti Doob Jaee
    To Aap Kay Khayal
    Mai Kaun Bach
    Jaega
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    Mai Batahoo…
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    Bhutto
    Ka
    Khandan

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    • Ways To Catch A Tiger

    Thursday
    Aug 11,2011


    3 Ways To Catch A Tiger

    1- Newtons Method
    Allow The Tiger To Catch U & Catch The Tiger

    2- Einsteins Method
    Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired
    Then Catch It

    3- Pakistani Police Method
    Catch A Cat & Beat It
    Until It Accepts Its A Tiger

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    • Andaz Badal Jate Hain

    Thursday
    Aug 11,2011


    Police Ky Chhittar Khane Se
    Koi Mar To Nai Jata.
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    Bus Pedal Chalne K Andaz
    Badal Jate Hain…!:-)

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    • Charsi Qbristan Me Chars P Raha Tha

    Thursday
    Aug 11,2011


    Charsi Qbristan Me Chars P Raha Tha
    Police I To Osny Chars Chopa Di
    Kya Kar Rhy Ho?
    Charsi:
    Walid K Liye Dua
    Ye To Kisi Bachy Ki Qabar Hay
    Charsi:
    Walid Bachpan Me Mar Gaya Tha
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    • Chor Police SMS

    Thursday
    Aug 11,2011


    1 Chor,
    Police Se Chupta Hua 1 Tuti Qabr Me Lait Gya.
    Qareeb Se Kuch Pathan Guzray
    To Unho Ne Socha Ke Shayed Log
    Mayat Par Matti Dalna Bhool Gaye.
    Fatta Fatt Matti Dalna Shuru Kar Di
    Chor Bola:
    “Bachao Bachao”
    Pathan:
    “Oh Khocha Jaldi Jaldi Matti Daalo
    Is Par To Azaab Shuru Ho Gaya Ha..
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    • Charsi Qabristan Me Churs P Rha Tha

    Thursday
    Aug 11,2011


    Charsi Qabristan Me Churs P Rha Tha.
    Police:
    Kya Kr Rhe Ho ?
    Chrsi:
    Abu K Lia Dua.
    Police:
    Ye To Bache Ki Qabr Hy.
    Chrsi:
    Abu Bachpan Me Hi Mrgye Thy.:-)
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    • Police Station Chalte Hai

    Thursday
    Aug 11,2011


    Boy:
    Chalogi
    Girl:
    Kaha.?
    Boy:
    Jaha Tum Kaho
    Girl:
    Police Station Chalte Hai,
    Boy:
    Lo Batao Ab Apni Behen Se
    Mazak Bhi Nahi Kar Sakta
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    • Latest Funny SMS 140 Words

    Thursday
    Aug 11,2011


    1 Orat Police Station Me:
    Sir Mere Shohar
    2din Pehle Aalo Lene Gay The
    Abi Tak Ghar Nahi Aye

    Inspecter:
    To Baji Aap Kuch Or Paka Lo.

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