Ek Sardar Ne Pathan Ki Beti Ka Rishta Maanga
Pathan Ne Sardar Ko Bohat Mara
Maar Kha Ke Sardar Utha
Kapre Jhaar Ke Bola
Phir Khan Sahab Me Inkaar Samjhu?

Pathan :
Hum 25 Behn Bhai Hain

Larki:
Kya Aap Ke Ghar Family Planning Wale Nahi Aate?

Pathan:
Aye Thay School Samjh Ke Wapis Chale Gae

1 Khan Roti Ke Uper Roti Rakh
Ke Kha Raha Tha

Biwi Ne Poocha:
Khan Saheb Kia Hua?

Khan :
Tabiyat Kharab Hai
Doctor Ne Double Roti Khane Ko Kaha Hai

Pathan Raping Basanti At Night In Dark Room
Pathan
Ask Bolo Maza Aaya Ya Nai
Basanti Replied:
Kuttey Light Jala Ke Dekh
Mai Basanti Nai Gabbar Hon

Admi:
Mujhe Sardar Banado
Doctor:
Us Ke Liye Tumhara 50% Dimag Nikalna Paadega

Admi:
Nikal Do, Doc Ne Galti Se 90% Nikal Dia
Admi Hosh Ma Aa Ke Bola:
Kocha Ye Tumne Kya Kardiya?

Light Chali Gaye To Pathan Ne Kaha
Pankha To Chala Do

Pathan Ki Biwi Ne Jawab Diya

Kardi Na Pathano Wali Baat
Pankha Chalega To Mombatti Nahi Bujh Jayegi Kia

Pathan Rail Ki Parti Par Lait Gaya
1 Admi Ne Kaha Kia Kar Rahe Ho
Train Aye Ge To Mar Jao Ge
Pathan :
Mere Uper Se Jahaz Guzar Gaya Kuch Nahi Hua
Train Kya Cheez Hai