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Aap K Sath Kiss Ker Sakti Hoon??

Tuesday
Aug 9,2011


Girl To Molvi:
Kia Mein Kisi Kanwarey Mard Se Kiss Ker Sakti Hoon

Molvi:
Astagfrullah

Girl:
Married Admi Se Kiss Ker Sakti Hoon

Molvi:
Naoozbillah

Girl:
Aap K Sath Kiss Ker Sakti Hoon

Molvi:
Bismillah

Tuesday
Aug 9,2011


Ek Molvi Apne Wife Say:
Jab Main Mar Jaoun Thu Samny Wali Ko Zarour Bulana

Wife:
Who Kion?

Molvi:
Who Murdy Se Lipt Lipt Kar Roti Hay

Tuesday
Aug 9,2011


Aik Mulla Ke Shaadi Nahi Ho Rahi Thi
Wo Mannat Mangne Gaya
Waha Us K Maan Gum Gaye

Mulla Bola Ya Khuda Tere Khudai
Apni Te Labbi Ni Abbay De Ve Gawai

Ye Mere Sath Jayegi

Tuesday
Aug 9,2011


Muslim Lady :
Assalam-O-Laiakum

Molvi:
Ye Jannat Main Jayegi

Hindu Lady:
Namaste

Molvi:
Ye Dozakh Main Jayegi

Christian Lady:
Hi Daling

Molvi:
Ye Mere Sath Jayegi

Ladkioon K Sath Sona Gunah Hai?

Tuesday
Aug 9,2011


Boyz 2 Qari Sahib:
Qari Sahab Kiya Ladkioon K Sath
Sona Gunah Hai?

Qari Sahab:
Gunah Tu Nae
Likin Tun Log Sote Hi Tu Nhi Ho

Molvi Aur Aurat

Tuesday
Aug 9,2011


Ek Molvi Ek Aurat Se Takra Gaya:

Aurat Ghussay Se:
Aapko Sharm Nhi Aati
Daarhi Rkh Kr Takkar Maar Rahy Hain

Molvi:
Mohtarma
Ye Daarhi Hy Break Nahi!
:-) :-) :-)

Molvi Halwe Ke Chakar Mai

Tuesday
Aug 9,2011


Ek Molvi Bus Me Ja Raha Tha
Samney Bethi Ek Aurat Apny Bety Ko
Bar Bar Ye Hi Bol Rahi Thi:
Beta Jaldi Se Ye Halwa Kha Lo
Warna Me Un Uncle Ko De Dun Gi

Jab Us Orat Ne Chothi Bar
Ye Hi Alfaaz Bole To Molvi Ghusse Se Bola:
O Baji Gee Jaldi Fesla
Karo,
Halway K Chakkar Me Mai
4 Stop Agey Aa Gaya Hoon.

Molvi Shahab Ka Tota

Tuesday
Aug 9,2011


1 Molvi Sahab Ka Tota (Parrot)
Daily 1 Shakhs Ko Ye Kehta Tha K :
“O Beghairat”

Us Shakhs Ne Molvi Se Shikayat Ki
Molvi Ne Totey Ko Danta

Agley Din Jab Wo Shaks
Qarib Se Guzra To Tota Kuch Na Bola
Thora Aagey Ja K Us Ne Peeche Mur K Dekha
To Tota
Hanste Huwe Bola:
“Samaj To Tu Gaya Hoga”…

;->

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Pathan Aur Molvi SMS

Tuesday
Aug 9,2011


Pathan:
Molvi Sahb 1 Masla Malom Karna Hy
Kia Larkion Ko Chup Chup K
Dekhne Se Gunah Milta Hai?

Molvi:
Pata Nhi Lekin
Main Ehtyatan Astaghfar Parrh Leta Hun

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