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What Do You Want From Me?

Tuesday
Aug 9,2011


The Bride After Her Engagement
Goes To Her Mom And Says:
I Have Finally Found A Man Just Like Papa

Mom:
So, What Do You Want From Me?

Daughter:
Sympathy

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    • Apney Husband Ki Cheque Book….

    Tuesday
    Aug 9,2011


    Aik Aadmi Ki Biwi Sey Sawal Kia Geya
    Key Aapko Konsi Book Sab Sey Ziada Pasand Hai?

    Biwi:
    Apney Husband Ki Cheque Book….

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    • Before Marriage After Marriage

    Tuesday
    Aug 9,2011


    Before Marriage
    U’re Azaaaadd

    Butttttt After Marriage
    U’re Barbad…..

    1) 1st Year Of Marriage:
    Husband Speaks, Wife Listen.

    2) 2nd Year Of Marriage:
    Wife Speaks, Husband Listen.

    3)3rd Year Of Marriage:
    Both Speaks, Neighbours Listen’…!

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    • Wedding Groom Bride SMS

    Tuesday
    Aug 9,2011


    Attending A Wedding For
    The First Time, A Little Girl
    Whispered To Her Mother:
    “Why Is The Bride Dressed
    In White?”
    Because White Is The Color
    Of Happiness, And Today Is
    The Happiest Day Of Her Life.
    The Child Thought About This
    For A Moment, Then Said,
    So Why Is The Groom Wearing
    Black…? ;->
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    • Parents Need 2 Pay Dowry In Marriage

    Tuesday
    Aug 9,2011


    Why Do Bride’s Parents Need 2 Pay
    Dowry In Marriage?
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    CA STUDENT:
    Bcoz Excise Duty On Production
    Is Payable At The Time Of Dispatch..!

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    • What Is Marriage

    Tuesday
    Aug 9,2011


    What Is Marriage?…
    Do Dilon Ka Bandhan…
    Do Atmaon Ka Milan……
    Do Bhabnaon Ka Sammilan…
    Do Insan Ki Dhadkan
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    • Wedding Funny Jokes 140 Wards

    Tuesday
    Aug 9,2011


    A Youing Couple Were
    Having Their First Fight
    And It Was A Big One
    After A While,
    The Husband Said:
    “When We Got Married,
    You Promised To Love,
    Honor N Obey”
    His Bride Replied:
    “I Know But I Didn’t Want
    To Start An
    Argument In Front Of
    All Those People At D
    Wedding” =P Xd
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    • Abba, Dabba, Jabba

    Tuesday
    Aug 9,2011


    1 Larke Ki Shadi 1 Buht Haseen Larki Se Hui!
    Wo Larka Us Larki Se Kabhi Nahi Mila Tha
    Bas Sb Se Us Larki Ki Khubsurti Ki Tareef Suni Thi!
    1st Nyt Ko Larka Uska Ghunghat Utha K Bola:
    Tumhe Kya Gift Chahye?
    Larki Sharmati Hui Boli:
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    Abba, Dabba, Jabba.. :-D
    Moral:
    Kam Se Kam 1 Date MUST Hy.
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    • Meri To Jawani Main Hi Shaadi Ho Gai Thi

    Tuesday
    Aug 9,2011


    Ek Dost Doosrey Se:
    Dost Ye Khushyn Kia Hoti Hai?
    Doosra Pata Nahi Yar,
    Meri Tou Jawani Main Hee Shaadi Ho Gayi Thi.

    Ek Dost Doosrey Se:Dost Ye Khushyn Kia Hoti Hai?Doosra Pata Nahi Yar,Meri Tou Jawani Main Hee Shaadi Ho Gayi Thi.

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