Japanese hair cutting salon : Mishi Kapun Taku Yaki
Also ran: Kes Kapa

Russian waiter: Andre vada pav

African swimming pool che nav: Ya Doomba Doomba Doom Doom

Japanese hospital chya baher quiet zone aste. Tya zone che nav kay? Haka Naka Maru

Japanese shaleche nav : Ya shika

Tya shalechya principal che naav : Shiku naka.

Tya shalet kashachi shikvan detaat? : Hitachi

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Chhagan: Train, bus ani muli saarkhech aahet….ek geli ki dusari yete!

Chingi: Taxi, rickshaw ani mule saarkhech aahet….ekala bolva tar 5-5 yetat!

Ekda Dhondu daaru piun zokandya det raatrichya veli rastyavarun jaat asto. Titkyat ek police tyala hatakto.

Police: Itkya raatri bara wajta tu kuthe jaat ahes?

Dhondu: Daru pinyache dushparinaam hyavar ek vyakhyan aahe te aikaayla jaatoy!

Police: Evdhya ratri kon vyakhyan denar tula?
Dhondu: Mazi baiko!

Jagan: Sarvansamor tar tu motha wagh banun rahto, gharich kay hote tula?

Chhagan: Ghari pan wagh asto, pan ‘Durga’ swar houn jaate!

Dagdu: Kay re Jagan, tu kiti shiklas?

Jagan(toryane): B.A.

Dagdu: Chyayla, don akshar shiklas..tehi ulte!

Sakharam tyachya baykocha antyavidhi atopun ghari parat jaat asto. Titkyat vij chamakte, dhag gadgadtaat ani jordaar paavsala suruvat hote.
Sakharam(nishwas takun): Var pohochli watate!

Jahaj budat aste prattyekjan jiv vaachavnyacha prayatna karit asto. Pan Sheth Karodimal budat astanadekhil hasat asto.

Captain: Murkha tu budat ahes ani tari dekhil hasun rahila ahes?
Karodimal: Bare zale mi return ticket kadhle navhate!