Sardar 2 Doctor :
Pure Jism Main Kahin Bhi Ungli Lagao
Tou Bohat Dard Hota Hai

Doctor Said Full Body Xray
When He Checked,Xray Found Fractre In Ungli

Tufani Barish Mein Raat Ko
Ek Sardar Pizza Lene Aaya

Shopkeeper:
Aap Shadishuda Hai?

Sardar:
Is Tufani Baarish Mein Kya Meri Maa Mujhe Bhejti

Shuru Kisne Kiya Tha



A Lady Was Kissing A Lion Inside A Cage In Circus
Ring Master:
“Anyone Can Do It?”

Sardar:
Main Aata Hoon Lekin Pehle Lion Ko Hatao

Santa :
“I M Going” Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?

Banta(Khub Soch Ke) :
Me Ja Raha Hu

Santa(Gusse Me) :
Oye!Nahi Jane Dunga.Pehle Matlab Bata

Ek Sardar Bar Me Baitha Ro Raha Tha

Bar Tender:
Kyo Ro Rahe Ho?

Sardar:
Jis Ladki Ko Bhulane Ko Pi Raha Tha
Uska Naam Yaad Nahi Aa Raha

Santa:
Kal Muje 10 Logo Ne Pita

Frnd:
Fir Tune Kya Kiya?

Santa:
Mene Unse Kaha Salo 1-1 Karke Aao

Frnd:Phir?

Santa:
Phir Kya,Salo Ne 1-1 Karke Pita

Math Teacher Sardar Se:
Agar Teri 1 Pocket Me 500rs Ho Aur 2sri Me 1000
To Tu Kya
Sochega?

Srdar:
Yehi Ki Meine Kisi Aur Ki Paint Pehen Li Hai