A Boy Went To Meet His Girl Friend
When He Came Back At Home, Mom Asked:

Kaha Gay Thay??

Boy: Usse Milne….

Mom: Kislie???

Boy: Han Bohat Kiss Lie

Meri Taref Se Apko 1 “Puppi”
Aapki Saheli Ko 1 “PAPPI”
Saheli Ki Saheli Ko 1 “Puppi”
Batau Bhala Kiun?
Aaj Hi Mere “Doggy” Ne 10 “Puppi”
Ko Janam De Hai!

A Sardar Saw A Beautiful Girl
He Went And Kissed Her

Girl:
STUPID What R U Doing?

Sardar:
B.Com Final Year

Samundar Me Pani Aur Pani Me Fish

Wah Wah
Samundar Me Pani Aur Pani Me Fish

Wah Wah
Aapko Wish Aur
Aapke Girl Friendko..??

KISS.!
Ab Bolo Wah Wah

Teacher:
I Wistled & Kissed A Girl

Convert This Line Into Future Tense

Student:
The Future Tense Is
His Brother Will Beat ME

What Is Height Of Poverty ?
When A Girl Is Ready To Kiss You
For Only 2 Rupees

And You Have Only 1 Rupee