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se sehat achi rehti hai Par mjhe koi farq nai para
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Sardar:
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PATHAN
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keya hota hai?
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khuda ka qasam tum to bilkul ulu hai ‘sent mesage’ ka mtlab hai
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khushbu wala message,

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kar raha tha k peechy bethoun ga,
sub smjha smjha k thak gaye k ap ki seet aagy hy.
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pathan bhag k agli seat py beth geya.
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Pyar Bhra Dil Diya
Phir Zaban Di
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