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I Was In Love And Didnt Notice It

Sunday
Aug 7,2011


Wife:
Honey, I Was A Fool
When I Married You

Husband:
Yes, Dear
But I Was In Love And Didnt Notice It

Biwi Ka Antim Sanskar

Sunday
Aug 7,2011


Ek Aadmi Apni Biwi Ka Antim Sanskar Kar Ke
Ghar Ja Raha Tha Ke Achanak
Bijli Chamki
Badal Garje
Zor Se Barish Shuru Hoi
Aadmi Bola Lagta Hai Pahunch Gai

Silver & Gold ??

Sunday
Aug 7,2011


Why Indian Husbands R Called
Silver And American As Gold
B’coz
Indian Wives Call Their Husbands
As Ag And Americans As Au

My Husband’s Cheque Book

Sunday
Aug 7,2011


When A Wife Was Asked:
What Book Do You Like The Best?

She Answers:
My Husband’s Cheque Book

Top Of The Great Mount Everest

Sunday
Aug 7,2011


Wife:
What Will U Give Me
If I Successfully Climb
And Reach The Top Of The Great Mount Everest…..?

Husband:
Dhakkaa

Kamine, Khidki Nahi Khul Rahi

Sunday
Aug 7,2011


Husband 2 Hotel Managr:
Jaldi Chalo
Meri Biwi
Khidki Se Kud Kar Jaan Dena Chahti Hai

Managr:
Wat Can I Do?

Hus:
Kamine, Khidki Nahi Khul Rahi

U R Realy Brave

Sunday
Aug 7,2011


In Court Judge Said 2 Women:
U R Realy Brave
Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum Ne

Woman:
Mjhay Kya Pta Daako Tha
Me Samjhi Mera Shohar
Ghar Der Se Aya Hy

Khuda Ki Naimat Hai

Sunday
Aug 7,2011


Mareez 2 Doc:
Mujhe Ajeeb Si Beemari Ho Gayi Hai
Jab Bhi Meri Biwi Bolti Hai
Mujhe Kuch Sunai Nahi Deta

Doctor:
Beta Ye Bemari Nahi
Khuda Ki Naimat Hai

Husband & Wife in Hotel

Sunday
Aug 7,2011


Husband & Wife
Dono Hotel Me Gaey
To 1 Larki Ne Husband Ko Hello Kia

Wife:
Kon Thi Ye?

Husband:
Tum Plz Mera Dimagh Kharab Mat Karo!
Abh Usko B Batana Hai K Tum Kon Ho

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