Chahane Se Agar Chand Milta
To Mere Ghar Sari Chadni Hoti
Ji Leta Ek Pal Me Kai Sadiya
Mere Pas Kitni Jindgi Hoti

“Delhi POLICE”

Scooter Wala:
Sir, Mere Paprz To Cmplete Hain.
Phr,
“CHALAN” Q?

Police Wala:
Beta,
“DOUBLE SAWARI” Khul Gae Hai,

Or Tu SINGLE
Ja Rha Hai..>>

Air Hostes 2 LALU:
R U Vegeterian Or Nonvegeterian?

LALU:
I’m Indian.

SHE:
No,Sir!
R U Shaakahari Or Maasahari?

LALU:
Na Re Sasuri I M Bihari!!!

Kaho Ab Kya Kahon Tumse!

Batao Kya Likhon Tumko!

Mujhe Tamheed Do Koi!

Naya Ek Lafz Ho Koi!

Jahan Se Baat Chal Nikle!

K Tumse Baat Karni Hai!

Kaho Ab Kya Irada Hai!

Mujhe Izhaar Karna Hai!

K Tumko Ye Batana Hai!

Tum Aksar Yaad Aatay Ho…!!!

Ankhon se barsat hoti he jb apki yad saath hoti he
jab bhi busy rahe mera cell to samajh lena
aapki hone wali bhabhi se meri baat hoti He