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3 Fastest Means Of Communication

Thursday
Jul 21,2011


3 Fastest Means Of Communication

1 : Tele-Phone
2 : Tele-Vision
3 : Tell-A-Women
Need Still Faster?
Tell Her Not 2 Tell Any 1…

Thursday
Jul 21,2011


Q: What Are The Two Reasons
Why Women Don’t Mind Thier Own Business…???
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Ans:
1-No M!Nd
2-No Business

5 Rules of Girls

Thursday
Jul 21,2011


5 RULES OF GIRLS:

1.Love Me Dont Touch Me
2.Touch Me Dont Kiss Me
3.Kiss Me Dont Use Me
4.Use Me Dont Forget Me
5.Forget Me Dont Tell Others About Me

The Two Dangerous Weapons

Thursday
Jul 21,2011


The Two Dangerous Weapons
In D World Other Than Nuclear Bombs R:

1) A Girl’s SMILE
&
2) A Girl’s TEAR

Both Can Make A Man To Do Anything

Wen She Slaps U,Its Custmr Feedback

Thursday
Jul 21,2011


Wen U Propos A Girl,Its Directmarketin
Wen U Cal Her,Its Telemarketin
Wen She Waks 2u,Its Brandrecognitn
Wen She Slaps U,Its Custmr Feedback

2 Mintues of Fun

Thursday
Jul 21,2011


A Mother Makes Her Son Intelligent
In 20 Years

But A Girl Can Make Him Stupid
In 2 Minutes

Thursday
Jul 21,2011


Life Ko Kon Zyda Acha Bna Sakthi Hai?

Girlfriend Ya Wife..?

Answer: Wife…!

Lakin

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Honi Kisi Or Ki Chahiye

Thursday
Jul 21,2011


Life Ko Kon Zyda Acha Bna Sakthi Hai?

Girlfriend Ya Wife..?

Answer: Wife…!

Lakin

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Honi Kisi Or Ki Chahiye

Thursday
Jul 21,2011


“Girlfriends”Is Like “Panipuri”
Always Testy

“Lover”Is Like “Pizza”
Hote & Spicy

“Wife”Or”HUSBAND”Is Like
“Dal Chawal”

No Other Option

But Good 4 Health

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