Ek Bacha Peda Hote Hi Nurse Se Kehne Laga
Mobile Hai Nurse Han Hai Par Karo Ge Kia
Bacha God Ko Ek Miscall
Karne Ka K Apun Ponch Gya

Do Dost Film Dekhnay Gaye
Rastay Main Pan Ki Dukan Se Paan Khareed Liya
Aur Aagey Peeche Beth Gaye
Beech Film Main Aagey

Bethay Dost Nai Mushkil Main Kaha
Yaar Peek Jama Hogayi Hai Kia Karoo
Peechey Walai Ne Kaha Yaar Aglay Ki Jaib Main Dalday

Tou Usne Kaha Ke Nahi Yar
Is Tarah Touu Us Ko Pata Chal Jaye Ga
Tou Peechay Walai Ne Kaha
Abhi Tak Tujh Ko Pata Chala ?

Customer :
Bhai Kab Se Wait Ker Raha Hoon
Khana Abhi Tak Tayyar Nahi Howa?

Hotel Wala :
Sir Kahana Tu 3 Din Pehlay Se Tayyar Hai
Bas Gharam Ho Raha Hai

Siasatdano Se Bhari Hoi Ek Bus
Driver Se Beqabo Hokar Pul Se Nichi
Gir Kar Ek Keht Mai Ja Gusi.
Kisan Ne Awaz Sunkar Ghar Se Bahar Aya
Or Sari Siasatdano Ko Dafnaya..
2 Din Baad Police Wahan Ayi
Khasta Hal Bus Dekni Ke Baad Kisan
Se Pocha “Kia Sare Siasatdan Mar Chuke The?
Kisan Ne Kaha Nhin G Kuch To Keh Rahe The Ki
Wo Zinda Hai Magar Jinab Aap Ko To Pata Hai K
Siasatdan Kitna Jhoot Bolte Hain

Hanso Khelo
Naacho Gao
Duniya Ki Parwa Mat Karo
Q K…

Duniya Janti Hai
K…

Pagal Aisi Harkatein
Karte Rehte Hain

Young Man 2 Taxi Driver:
Bhai Speed Slow Kro
Mre 12 Chote Chote Bche Hain..

Taxi Driver:
Apni Speed Dekhi He.