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Memon Text Message 140 Words

Thursday
Jul 28,2011


Memon:
Ye Kela Kaise Dia??

Keley Wala:
1rs

Memon:
60 Paisa Ka Deta Hai??

Kele Wala:
60 Paise Mein To Sirf Chilka Milega.

Memon:
Le 40 Paise, Chilka Rakh Aur Kela De..

Memon Ki Baraat

Thursday
Jul 28,2011


2 Aadmi Memon Ki Baraat Main Gaye,
Wahan Baar Baar Pani Pesh Kya Ja Raha Tha.

Tang Akr 1 Ne Kaha:
Janab Halaq Me Pani Phans Gaya Hy.
Thori Si Biryani La Dain.

A Memon Movie SMS

Thursday
Jul 28,2011


A MEMON MOVIE

Hero: Hamja
Heroin: Julaika
Villain: Ghaffaria

Ghaffaria Julaika Ko Utha K Le Ja Raha Hay
Aur Wo Chilla Rahi Hai:
“Meekay Bachaai Hamjaa
Meekay Bachaai!”

Hamja:
Julaika! Aon Natho Achi Sakno..
Dukan Te Bo Rush Hai!:-D

Memon 140 Words SMS

Thursday
Jul 28,2011


A Memon On His Death Time
My Wife
Where R U?
Wife:
Yes,I M Here
My Sons:
My Daughters R U All Here?
Yes:
Papa
To Phir Brabar Wale Kamre Ka
Pankha Q Khula He?

Memon Jokes Memon SMS

Thursday
Jul 28,2011


1 Aurat Memno K Ghar Say Roti Hoe Bahir Nikli
People Asked:
Kya Hua??
Aurat:
Memon K Ghar Gai Thi,
Zalmon Ny Chae K Liye B
Mera He Doodh
Nikal Liya.. :-

Memon SMS Messages 140 Words

Thursday
Jul 28,2011


Memon :
Toothbrush Dena
Mere Brush Ka 1 Baal Toot Gaya Hai
Dukandar :
Aik Baal Toota To Naya Q Le Rhe Ho
Memon :
Jo Toota Hai Na Wo Akhri Tha

Memon K Ghar Se Choontiyan

Thursday
Jul 28,2011


Memon K Ghar Se Choontiyan Ja Rahen Thin…
Memon:
Kahan Ja Rahi Ho ?
Choonti:
Bhai Bhooka Marnay Se To Behtar Hai
Hijrat Kar Jaeyn…
Thursday
Jul 28,2011


Memon Ka 1 Rupia Chatt Se Gir Gaya,
Memon Neeche Pohncha To Rupia Nahe Mila
Kion??
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Memon Rupiay Se Pehley Pohnch Gaya Tha! :D
Thursday
Jul 28,2011


Aik Memon Ne Apna Nayaa GHAR Construct Kia
Construction Ke Baad
Ooper Walay Portion Per PAINT Karaaya……….
AUR Neechay Waaley Portion Per Likh Dia………….
“SAME AS ABOVE”

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