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Exam Anthem

Wednesday
Aug 3,2011


Exam Anthem
Hum Honge All Pas Honge Al Pas
Honge All 1 Din
Ho Ho
Likithe He Bakwas
Fir B He Viswas,
Paper He Jakas
Hum Honge Pas 1 Din

Height Of Honesty

Wednesday
Aug 3,2011


What Is The Height Of Honesty?

Sitting In Examination Hall
Opening The Chit
Memorizing The Answer
And Writing It Without Seeing…

Exams R Thereat

Wednesday
Aug 3,2011


Exams R Thereat
Da Paper U Starethe
Answer Is No Where
which Makes U
Pull Ur Hairthe Grades R Not
Fair
Nut Just Like Da Past 14

Years

We Don’t Care ;->

What Do You Call A Person

Wednesday
Aug 3,2011


Teacher:
What Do You Call A Person
Who Keeps On Talking When People Are No Longer Interested?
Pupil: A Teacher

Exam Result Ka Insurance

Wednesday
Aug 3,2011


Exam Result Ka Insurance

Kash Koi “Exam Result” Ka Insurance Kara Deta
Toh Har Exam Ka Pehle Premium Bharwa Dete
Pass Hote Toh Thik Hai
Varna Insurance Claim Karva Lete

Munna Bhai Aur Exams

Wednesday
Aug 3,2011


Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega
Chund Lamhon Mein Exam Aa Jayega
Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai, Do Line Parh Lo
Warna Pass Kya MUNNA BHAI Karvaye Ga??

Exam’s Song By Munna Bhai

Wednesday
Aug 3,2011


Exam’s Song By Munna Bhai:

Chanda Mama So Gaye
Student Sarey Jage
Dekho Pakdo Yaron
Ghadi Ke Kaante Bhaage
Ek Pariksha Khatam,To Duji
Shuru Ho Gayi MAAMU

Toss Before Exam

Wednesday
Aug 3,2011


Toss Before Exam

A Student Grabbed A Coin
Flipped It In The Air & Said
“Head, I Go To Sleep.”
Tail, I Watch A Movie.
If It Stands On The Edge I’ll Study

Sab Se Alag Sab Se Juda

Wednesday
Aug 3,2011


Exams Ke 4 Din Pehle Syllabus Dekha To Yaad Aaya
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai
Exams Ke Din Paper Dekh Kar Yaad Aaya
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha

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