“BOYS”
are the most busy generation in d world!
1 hand on stearing
1 hand on gear!
1 leg on clutch
1 leg on accelarator!
1 ear on music
1 ear on mobile
1 eye on Road
1 eye on GIRLZ!
Nose on breath,
Mouth on cigrate!
All tentions at 1 time!
Phir b log larko ko farigh kehte hain!
Not fair!

Larki dosri larki se,
Yaar ye hands0me larkay kaisay hotay hain?
2nd Larki:
Lay tu “Yasir” ni wekhya?

A boy is sitting in a park behind a tree with his girl friend
old man:
bete,
kya ye hamari tehzib hai ?
boy:
nahi ye paros wali salma hai

Girl 2 boy:
Muje apna mobil de do men isko dekh k tumay yad karun gi.
Boy:
Tum ye soch k muje yad kar lena k me ne manga tha usne nahe dia.

Aaj Girl Friend ki shadi main jaa k ye ehsaas hua.
faraZ
K
Biryani achi ho to Mohabbat bhi pheki lgti hai.

( ‘,’)
/\ de na yar.

After 0ur Last Argument,
I Told My Girlfriend,

“I Hope Your Next Boyfriend
Appreciates The Improvements
I’ve Made In You . . .” =P =D