Archive for the ‘Boy vs Girl’ Category

Dil Jigar Nazar Kya Hai

Monday
Aug 1,2011


Boy At Bus Stop 2 Girl:
Dil Jigar Nazar Kya Hai
Main To Teray Liye Jaan Bhe Dedo

Girl:
Wo To Deni He Paregi
Q K Mera Bhai “MQM” Ka Unit Incharge Hai

Main Fail Ho Jawonga

Monday
Aug 1,2011


GIRL:
Bus B Karo Ab!

BOY:
Kuch B Nahi Hota!

GIRL:
Kisi Ne Dekh Lia To?

BOY:
Kuch Nahi Hoga
Bus Sedhi Raho Aur Thora Khol Kar Rakho!

GIRL:
Bus! Boht Ho Gya
Ab Main Tmhein Aur Nahi Karny Doungi!

BOY:
Plz Thora Sa Aur Karny Do

Warna Agr Aaj B Paper Na Kar Saka
To Main Fail Ho Jawonga

If I Climb Mount Everest?

Monday
Aug 1,2011


Boy To An Angry Girl:
What Will You Give Me
As A Reward
If I Climb Mount Everest?

Girl:
A Push!

Happy Ever After

Monday
Aug 1,2011


Once A Boy Asked Her Girl Frend :
Will U Marry Me

The Girl Said :
NO

Then …

They Live …

Happy Ever After

Thankx 4 The Compliment Darling

Monday
Aug 1,2011


Girl To Her Boy Friend :
Darling, Do You Know
Handsome N Smart Boys Always
Get Stupid Girl Friends … !!!

Boy :
Thankx For The Compliment
Darling …

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Larke Ka Akhri Pyaar

Monday
Aug 1,2011


Ek Larka Tab Khush Qismat Jana Jata Ha
Jab Wo Kisi Larki Ka Pehla Pyar Hota Hai!
Or 1 Larki Tab Khush Qismat Jani Jati Hai
Jab Wo Kisi Larke Ka Akhri Pyar Ho!

Apni Naak Saaf Kar Lo

Monday
Aug 1,2011


Aik Lerki Apny Boy Friend K Sath
New Carr Main Long Drive Par Ja Rahi Thi
Achanak Larki Kehnay Lagi:
Suno !
Kia Tum Aik Haath Se Garri Chala Saktay Ho ?
Kioon Nahi…..
Larkay Ne Bare Fakher Se Garden Akraaii…
Larki Ne Aahista Se Kaha:
To Phir Doosray Haath Se Apni Naak Saaf Kar Lo

Hum 36 Behan Bhai Hain

Monday
Aug 1,2011


Larka:
Hum 36 Behan Bhai Hain

Larki:
Kya Aap K Ghar Family Planning Walay Nahi Aaye?

Larka:
Aaye Thay,
School Samajh K Wapas Chalay Gaye…

Jan Mujhay Aise Propose Karo

Monday
Aug 1,2011


Larki:
Jan Mujhay Aise Propose Karo
Jaise Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Na Kya Ho

Larka :
Kamini Zaleel I Love U
Mujh Se Shadi Kar K
Mujhay Tabah Kar De Beghairat!

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