A Hot Scretary Cam Angrily Out Of Boss’s Cabin
Her Colleague Asked:
What Happended…?

U Went Inside In A Happy Mood…!!

She Replied:
He Asked Me  R U Free Tonight…?

I Said Absolutely Free..

That Bastard Gave Me
45 Pages To Type ..

A Boss Has To Interview
Four Girls For Secretary Position.
He Thought Of A Question And Asked
Each One Of Them:
A Woman Normally Has Two Mouths.
What’s The Difference Between The Two?

The First One Answered:
One Can Talk But The Other Can’t.

Second Answered:
One Is Vertical And
The Other Is Horizontal.

Third Answered:
One Is Hairy,
The Other Isn’t.

The Last One Answered:
One Is For My Use And
The Other Is For My Boss .

Boss:
You’re Hired.

HEIGHT OF SHARP MIND

Intrviewr Said:
I Shall Either Ask U 10 Easy Questn
Or One Difficult Questn.
Think Well Before U Make Up Ur Mind

Boy Said:
My Choice Is 1 Difficult Questn

Intrviewr:
Ok Tell Me This
“What Comes First,
Day Or Nite”

The Boy Thought 4 A While
N Said:
Its Day Sir

Intrviewr Asked:
How?

Boy Replied:
Sorry Sir,
U Promised Me That
U Will Not Ask A Second Questn!

He Was Selctd 4 Job!

Boss(Gusy Se):
Ye Tum Itne Chote Chote Kapre Q Phnti Ho

Secretary:
Kya Krun Itni Salry Me Itne Hi Chote Kpre Atey Hen
Boss

Boss:
Why Do You Want Time Off Next Week?

Employee:
To Get Married

Boss:
What Stupid Woman Would Marry You?

Employee:
Your Daughter!

The Best And Daring Lines
0n The T-Shirt Of An Employee:

I Work Only For MONEY,
If You Want Loyality,
Hire A DOG.