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Tuesday
Feb 28,2012


There Is A Block Buster Film
“SANWARIYA”
Now We Present In Pakistan

“BANDARIYA”

So 1 Of Our Song Is Liek This :
Pinjray Main Bitha Ke
Patton Se Saja Ke
Kutton Se Bacha Ke
Le Jayega Ek Din Zoo Se Chura Ke Jiyaa

Bandariya
Ha Ha Ha
Bandariya
Ho Ho Oh
Bandariya Ho

Bandariya

Tera Tera Tera Surror

Tuesday
Feb 28,2012


Tera Tera Tera Surror
Insano Mein Hai Ek Langoor
Naam Hai Unka Himesh Reshmiya Hujoor

Kabhi Goli Kabhi Bum

Monday
Feb 27,2012


Osama Bin Ladan And Kajol Ki Mulakat Hoi

Osama: Hows Life?
Kajol: Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum

Kajol: And Urs?
Osama: Kabhi Goli Kabhi Bum

Exams – Kalyug

Monday
Feb 27,2012


Exams – Kalyug
Exminer – SATYA
Que.Paper – Bhul Bhulaiya
Ans.Paper – Kora Kagaz
Maximum – Asambhav
Paper Leak – Plan
Cheating – Aksar
Result – Sadma

I Want To Marry AISHWARYA RAI

Sunday
Feb 26,2012


Santa:
What Do U Want?

Banta:
I Want To Marry AISHWARYA RAI

Santa:
Beta She Wear Saris
Worth Rs.25000 U Can’t Afford
Take MALLIKA,Cheap & Best

Women College For Boys

Sunday
Feb 26,2012


Famous Pakistani Actress Meera Is Opening A College..

The Name
Of The College Is..

Women College For Boys

Don Memon Hai

Saturday
Feb 25,2012


Don

Ki Call Ka Intezar To Colleges

Ki Larkiya Kar Rahi Hain

Magar
Don Sirf
Miss Calls
Karta Hain

Kyon Ke
Don Memon Hai

Saturday
Feb 25,2012


Hrithik Roshan:
Aaj Mere Paas
14 Cars He
8 Bikes He
4 Banglow He
2 Farmhouse He
Tumhre Pas Kya He?

Abhisek Bacchan:
Mere Baap K Sar Par Bal He

Song From Movie Machis

Friday
Feb 24,2012


Song From Movie Machis…

Chunni Leke Soti Thi Kamaal Lagti Thi…

“Lo Karlo Baat..
Sirf Chunni Leke Soyegi
Tou Kamaal He Lagegi Na…”

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