Beti:
Maa GAON Me Bollywood Wale Aye Hen

Maa:
Andar Aja Inki Niyat Boht Khrab Hoti Hy

Beti:
Maa Imran Hashmi B Aya Hy

Maa:
Phir To Bakri Ko Bhi Andar Le Aa!

Teachr:
Us Bomb Ka Naam Bataiye Jo
Pakistan Ne India Par Phenka
Tha Aur India Ne Usey Pencil
Ki Tarhan Bana Dia?

Students:
Adnan SAMI….

DABANG SMS:
Agr Tum Ne Hum Ka SMS Na Kiya
To Hm Tmhare Mobile Me Itne Ched Krenge
Ki Confujen Hojaoge K Charger Kahan Lagayen Or Earphone Kahan

Chulbul Pandy.

Dadi Ek Mint

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Dadi Ek Mint..
Aishmit K Sir Ka Massag Kar Rahi Hun… =P ;->

Don Ne Ab Jurm Ki Dunya Chor Di Hai
Ab Aik Madrassa Banaya Hai
So Plz
Balance Ki Surat
My Don Ko Chanda Day Kar Apni Aakhrat Sawarain

Ap Ka Khadim
Haji Don

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Veena Malik Najoomi Se:
Kya Mere Haath Main Doulat Ki Lakeer Hai?

Najoomi:
Aap Kay Haath Main To Naheen
Aap Ki Shalwar Main Hai

Khusbu Ne Phool Ko Khas Banaya,
Phool Ne Matti Ko Khas Banaya,
Chahat Ne Mohabat Ko Khas Banaya,
Kambakhat Mohabat Ne Kitno Ko
“DEVDAS”
Banaya…

Jeet K B Haar Gya Me Pyar Ki Bazi Yaro
Me Uska DEVDAS Tha Wo Thi Meri PARO
Wo Guzar Gai Paas Se Nazar Tk Na Milai
Bcz I Was On Bicycle She Was In Pjaro

If Cheese Is Great With Pizza

Shahrukh With Kajol
Hrithik With Dance
Amitaab Bachan With KBC
Den ME With ???
Reply Must
&
With A Fact Plz