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Allah Ke Naam Pe Dede Baba!

Thursday
Aug 4,2011


Bhikari:
Hello , Pizza Hut?

Pizza Hut:
Yes Sir

Bhikari:
1 Large Pizza Or 1 Litre Pepsi Bhej Do

Pizza Hut:
Sir Kis Ke Naam Se Bhejoon?

Bhikari:
Allah Ke Naam Pe Dede Baba!

Mood To Have Some Fun

Thursday
Aug 4,2011


Faqeer 2 A Lady Sitting On A Bench In A PARK

“Hi Darling!

So U R In The Mood To Have Some Fun..”

Lady:
How Dare U?

Faqeer:
Then What R U Doing On My”Bed”;-@

1 Bhikhari Ki Lottry Lagi

Thursday
Aug 4,2011


1 Bhikhari Ki Lottry Lagi
To Us Ne Masjid Banwai.
Dosra Bhikari:
Tu Ne Masjid Q Banwai?
Pehla Bhikhari:
Iske Saamne Ab Main Akaila Hi
Bheek Manga Krun Ga

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6 Chicken Wings

Thursday
Aug 4,2011


Faqeer Fone Par:
Helo Piza Hut?
Operater:
Yes Piza Hut
Faqeer:
3 LargE Piza
6 Chicken Wings,
2 Pepsi,
Oprater:
Kis K Nam Pr Bhejon,
Faqeer:
ALLAH K NAM Pay.

Financial Management

Thursday
Aug 4,2011


Financial Management!

A Beggar Found 100Rs’
He Decided To Have A Gr8 Diner’
He Went To A 5 Str H0tel & Enj0yed The Diner’
When Bill Came He Said I Hv N0 M0ney’
Manager Called P0lice And Handed The Begar Over To Him’
The Begar Gave 100 Rs To P0liceman And Set Free!

This Is Called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT! ;)

Charsi Mizar Pr Gya

Thursday
Aug 4,2011


1 Charsi Mizar Pr Gya Or Dua Mangi:
Baba G Mera Prize Bond Hr Sorat Nikalna Chahiye Da A
Wo Bahir Gya To Os Ki Jaib Sy
Prize Bond Nikaal Liya…
Wo Dubara Mazar Par Gya Aur Bola:
“BABA Ji,
Pehley Kisay Kanjar Di Poori Gal Samajh Liya Kro
Te Fair Action Liya Karo…

Thursday
Aug 4,2011


Bhikari:
Kuch Khana Dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Roti Dedo

Admi:
Tamater Khao

Bhikari:
Tamater Hi Q?

Wife:
Ye Totla Hy Keh Rha Hy
Kama-Kar-Khao

Geo To Aisey

Thursday
Aug 4,2011


“GEO TO Aisey”

Shadeed Garmi Me Bus Stop Pe

Log BUS K Intezar Me Khare They.
1 Faqeer Aya,
Sab Logon Se Bheek Li,
Or Taxi Me Beth K Chala Gaya.

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