Thursday
Aug 4,2011
Bhikari:
Hello , Pizza Hut?
Pizza Hut:
Yes Sir
Bhikari:
1 Large Pizza Or 1 Litre Pepsi Bhej Do
Pizza Hut:
Sir Kis Ke Naam Se Bhejoon?
Bhikari:
Allah Ke Naam Pe Dede Baba!
Thursday
Aug 4,2011
1 Bhikhari Ki Lottry Lagi
To Us Ne Masjid Banwai.
Dosra Bhikari:
Tu Ne Masjid Q Banwai?
Pehla Bhikhari:
Iske Saamne Ab Main Akaila Hi
Bheek Manga Krun Ga
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Thursday
Aug 4,2011
Financial Management!
A Beggar Found 100Rs’
He Decided To Have A Gr8 Diner’
He Went To A 5 Str H0tel & Enj0yed The Diner’
When Bill Came He Said I Hv N0 M0ney’
Manager Called P0lice And Handed The Begar Over To Him’
The Begar Gave 100 Rs To P0liceman And Set Free!
This Is Called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT! 
Thursday
Aug 4,2011
1 Charsi Mizar Pr Gya Or Dua Mangi:
Baba G Mera Prize Bond Hr Sorat Nikalna Chahiye Da A
Wo Bahir Gya To Os Ki Jaib Sy
Prize Bond Nikaal Liya…
Wo Dubara Mazar Par Gya Aur Bola:
“BABA Ji,
Pehley Kisay Kanjar Di Poori Gal Samajh Liya Kro
Te Fair Action Liya Karo…
Thursday
Aug 4,2011
“GEO TO Aisey”
Shadeed Garmi Me Bus Stop Pe
Log BUS K Intezar Me Khare They.
1 Faqeer Aya,
Sab Logon Se Bheek Li,
Or Taxi Me Beth K Chala Gaya.