Itz The Day Of Cakes N Candles..
Snow N Songs..
Celebrations N Decortions..
Laughter N Luv..
Itz Ur B’day!
Wishing U A Luvly N Fun-Filled Day!

Supported Me, Encouraged Me
Cared For Me; I Didn’t Even Need To Ask
I Celebrate Your Wonderful Self!
I Am In Awe Of Your Boundless Generosity
Your Infinite Kindness–That Gentle Inner Glow
That You So Freely Use To Warm My Life
Your Birthday Is As Much A Celebration For Me
As It Is For You, Maybe More,
And I Wish For You The Best Of Birthdays
The Best One Ever.
May Each Birthday Be Better Than The Last
Most Of All, I Hope You Will Always Be
As Happy As You Have Made Me.

Sardarji, Tell Me
What Is The Meaning Of SMS?
Sardar Angrily Said:
I Know
It Means..
S – Sardaron Ke
M – Mazak Udane Ki
S – Service

Auto Wala:
Saab!30 Rupee Hue

Sardar:
Le 15 Rupee

Auto Wala:
Saab,Ye To Baimani He

Sardar:
Abe Baimani Kaisi?
Tu Bhi To Saath Beth Kar Aya Hai

Santa:
Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhool Aaya
Mujhe 1000 Rs Chahiye

Banta:
Dost Hi Dost K Kam Aata Hai
Le 10 Rs
Riksha Kar Aur Ja K Purse Le Aa

Ek Srdar Ko Puri Raat
Machharo Ne Bahut Pareshan Kiya
Uska Dimaag Ghoma
Sardar Ne Zehar Pee Liya
Aur Bola Ab Kaato Saalo
Sab K Sab Moroge

Teacher To Sharma:
What Is The Full Form Of SINGH?

Sharma Thinks Hard And Says:
Sardar Insaan Nahi Gadha Hai

Sardar 2 His Frend:

I Kiss My Wife Evrydy B4 I Go 2 Ofice N U?

Frend:
I Kiss Ur Wife Aftr U Go 2 Ofice..

Srdar:
Hahaha
I Kissd First

Doctor:
Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai?

Santa:
Chashme(Opticals) K Saath 75kg

Doctor:
Aur Chasme K Bina!

Santa:
Vo Muje Dikhta Hi Nahi