Koi Larka Agar Date pe Moqa milne k
Bawajud b Larki ko sirf kissing kar k chor
de aur khush hojae to samjh lena k

Bacha Abhi Kacha hy!
From DEeW.

Shadi Mei Jin Aa geya,
Jin Ko Dekhte hi Larkyon Ki Chekhen Nikal Gaen,
1 Baba Ne Kaha
Sari Larkiyan Wazu kar k Aen,
Sab Wazu kar k Ain
.
Tou
.
Jin Ki Chekhen Nikal Gain.

MODERN GIRLS
1980
Love me But dont touch me
.
1990
Touch me But dont kiss me
.
2000
kiss me But or kuch mat karna
.
2005
sab kuch kar Lo par kisi ko Batana nahi
.
2011
sub kuch karo warna sub ko Bata dun gi k tum ko kuch nahi aata.

Girl friend:
Aaj Me tumhe wo jagah dikhati hun jahan
se Mera Appndix ka operation hua hy,
Larka:
bohat khush hua or kaha dekhao,
Girl:
“Ye dekho Sheikh Zayed Hospital.

A ßoy was going with his girlfriend.
A friEnd asked-Who is sHe¿
ßOY-My cousin.
The frieNd smilEd & sAid-:
Last yEar sHe wAs my cOusiN.